Thought for the Week

Today’s Thought is a couple of definitions that tickled my funny bone:

KNOWLEDGE is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

WISDOM is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Have a great week. Wasn’t it great to see the sun again?

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“Your beliefs become your thoughts

Your thought become your words

Your words become your actions

Your actions become your destiny.”

~Mahatma Gandhi

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Affirmations for Life

Do it now.

Problems are opportunities

You are what you think you are.

Set no limitations for yourself.

You can be walked on only if you lie down.

You have a right to be wrong as well as right.

Settle for nothing less than what you want.

Your body is a vehicle for your souls: treat it like a Mercedes Benz.

You are responsible for your happiness.

 

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“If I Had my Life to Live Over,

I’d dare to make more mistakes next time. I’d relax, I would limber up. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I would take fewer things seriously. I would take more chances. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less beans. I would perhaps have more actual troubles, but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.

You see, I’m one of those people who live sanely hour after hour, day after day. Oh, I’ve had my moments, and if I had to do it over again, I’d have more of them. In fact, I’d try to have nothing else. Just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead of each day. I’ve been one of those persons who never goes anywhere without a thermometer, a hot water bottle, a raincoat and a parachute. If I had to do it again, I would travel lighter than I have.

If I had my life to liver over, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring, and stay that way later in the fall. I would to go more dances. I would ride more merry-go-rounds. I would pick more daisies.”

– Nadine Stair, 85 years old, Louisville, KY

Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

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“During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.”   Author unknown

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You might be from the Northwest if…  (cont’d)

    1. You notice ‘the mountain is out’ when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
    2.  Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
    3. Switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
    4. Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
    5. Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
    6. Buy new sunglasses every year, because you can’t find the old ones after such a long time.
    7. You measure distance in hours.
    8. You often switch from ‘heat’ to ‘a/c’ in the same day.
    9. You use a down comforter in the summer.
    10. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
    11. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
  • You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer) Deer & Elk season (Fall).
  • You understand these jokes and send them to all your friends in the northwest or those who used to live here.

Author unknown – but obviously from the northwest!

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You might be from the Northwest if…

  1. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and Willamette.
  2. Consider swimming an indoor sport.
  3. Can tell the difference among Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
  4. In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark, while only working eight-hour days.
  5. Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
  6. Are not fazed by “Today’s forecast: showers followed by rain,” and “Tomorrow’s forecast: rain followed by showers”
  7. You cannot wait for a day with “showers and sun breaks.”
  8. How no concept of humidity without precipitation.
  9. Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
  10. Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.

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A Cherokee saying:

We have taught our children the earth is our mother

Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth

This we know.

The earth does not belong to man. The man belongs to earth.

This we know.

All things are connected. Like the blood which unites our family.

All things are connected.

Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.

Man did not weave the web of life. He’s merely a strand in it.

Whatever he does to the web he does to himself.

AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do.

(Walk in Peace)

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What I Wish I Knew…    finis

11. Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.

12. Never give yourself a haircut after three maragaritas.

13. Finally…and most important: Being happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect, it just means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Have a great week. Wear your mask. Eat healthy. Get outside in our beautiful weather.

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“Things I Wish I Knew…” (cont’d)

6. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship; “I apologize” and “You are right”.

7. Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying “thank you” though it helps if you say with a Southern accent.

8. Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.

9. Never marry a man or a woman that you meet in a bar.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.

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“Things I Wish I’d Known Before I Went out in the Real World”   – Anonymous

!. Everyone seems normal until  you get to know them.

2. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.

3. A woman needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

4. If you tell a lie, don’t believe it deceives only the other person.

5. The five most essential words for a healthy, natal relationship: “I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’

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